April 2012
4 posts
We've been, living our whole lives on a system...
Sonny Moore
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Disappoints me so much. I’m watching “Skrillex” live at future on channel V
It’s pathetic. This is not him. HE IS SONNY MOORE NOT FUCKING SKRILLEX LEARN HIS REAL NAME TV PRESENTERS!
I was watching the live performance and I hated what he had become, successful -.-
So terrible, but so appreciated by the people in the crowd. WHAT EVEN IS LIFE
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I was looking at my cat and I just sat there laughing at her for a few minutes while she cleaned her face then I look at mum and say: “I’m going to be a cat lady aren’t I?” Mums reply with out looking away or missing a beat. “Yes, you are”
March 2012
8 posts
I like songs about boys who love girls. Because it...
This gives me so much hope.
February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
17 posts
Take me to your best friend's house Goin' 'round...
Dear Preteens that are talking about being at...
surprisingly few dicks on chatroulette tonight,
rebecca and I are having fun times in adelaide!
I'm bec and I like to sniff poo
ahahahaha, oh bec you freak
Met a lovely boy on friday.
Went to a party on friday night with Eliza and we went to an after party, but you had to get stamped, so this guy got called over to stamp me and he stamped me too hard by accident and when he saw the bruises today when I ran into them he kissed them better.
The only issue is that I’m no where near ready to start dating anyone else. But the boy was nice.
Nice boys are nice
Currently listening to a playlist entitled "death"
I feel that it properly illustrates a good mental image of how i’m feeling. Songs inclue: A Thousand Years- Christina Perri Someone Like You- Adele Tire Swing- Kimya Dawson Lua- Bright Eyes Why- SecondHandSerenade I’ve Been Eating (For You)- Bright Eyes Sleep- Kimya Dawson She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5 Lover I Dont Have To Love- Bright Eyes No Lies, Just Love- Bright Eyes Everything We...
your girlfriend/boyfriend breaking up with you and...
Anonymous asked: why did you and alex break up :(
This is the way you left me, I'm not pretending....
Fuck this.
Don't tell me that you want to make it beter, you...
December 2011
1 post
Girls need to start looking for guys who have...
excuse-my-charisma:
I often wonder how he has lasted 14 months with me...
Me: Your insanely smart and talented girlfriend just ripped a toenail off by walking through a door. And somehow it didn’t bleed or anything.
Alex: That’s disgusting. Good Night.
November 2011
6 posts
What was that? I can't hear you over the fact that...
Fact
Everytime I open a door that I can’t see behind I have to open it so it touches the wall so I know no one is behind the door.
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
October 2011
5 posts
Win at life
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My...
Drinking today was a bad idea
Basically feel like I’m going to throw up everywhere.
YUMMY
September 2011
16 posts
Follow my new music blog! →
so, for school we have to create a blog on something in the media industry so I chose music and I was hoping I could get a few followers and some song suggestions to put on the blog through my ask box! Thanks guys!
The moment you realise all your friends hate you.
I'm so bored because I can not be bothered today.